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I've been on an opera course. This is a good thing. I haven't done anything like this for years - having kids, a husband, a house and No Fecking Money has put a total squish on the whole proceedings for about six years. Anyway, I thought I would post little nuggets of cogitations during the proceedings but being a useless arse I failed to post any until I found them hidden away on my hard drive..... so here, late and considerably overtaken by events, we are...... hope they're not rendered even more boring by the fact that they're three weeks late.
Title shamelessly borrowed from Viala, despite the lamentable lack of goss!
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Monday Well here I am. Horrible stressful journey, horrible guiltiness for leaving Mr P with the kids for three weeks, argh....what am I doing here. Really enjoyed today's listen to Laura being coached for the role I'm covering, so I'm going to learn glods. Spent afternoon watching Scary Nick conducting Albert Herring, which was an education - bloody hell, when someone says Well, Britten always did it like this....you listen. Glad not singing for him today, though, he picks you up on EVERYTHING. Got yonked off to sing in the chorus for Boheme, which apparently I have to do. Artistic director camp as Christmas and very funny. Keeps going on about acting "with your nipples to the wind" which the blokes all find ridiculously entertaining. Everyone seems to know everyone else, which is a bit daunting, but all seem v friendly. We'll see. Rang NBF on way home to see how he is :-( poor old love, not having a good week.
Tuesday Apparently old mate of mine from Thursford coming. Excellent! Actually Took Part in a workshop today - sang two pages from Albert Herring and made everyone laugh. This is a good start! Was really getting into Herring rehearsal today, but Scary Nick got the hump when I was summoned off to sing my ten bars of shite in Boheme. I cannot get my head round Boheme at all. Met the MD today, funny looking out of proportion little bloke but seems fearsomely clever. Charming Carlos is apparently the assistant, which makes it slightly less depressing that he looks about 12. Long conversation with NBF when I got home. Only slight ray of sunshine about end of his relationship is that he gets more time on Facebook.
Wednesday Decided to open negotiations about whether I was ever going to do anything more productive than sit on floor watching Nick this afternoon. Apparently yes, but for now I must sit on the floor and watch Nick, or go to bloody Boheme rehearsals and learn the same six pages of chorus again (I can't keep it in my head for five minutes, ridiculous overromanticised crap. Hate Puccini). Anyway, Kelvin (Herring AMD) is going to teach us when he has finished teaching the main cast. Spent lunch with delightful set designer bloke who is a fine chap and comes from Chesham. Have both decided to abandon train journey in as costs arms and legs and is horribly inconvenient.
Thursday Wooo! Had excellent, excellent session with Kelvin, henceforth elevated to godly status, who seems to think I am OK. Really good sing, some fantastically helpful comments and am home now thinking that after all I May Not Suck Donkey Balls compared with everyone else. Decided to drive in this morning.......misjudged traffic horribly and arrived two and a half hours early, then fell asleep in car park, leaned on half open car door and fell out of car at feet of Boheme AD (Camp William) who now has me pegged as a lunatic. It gets worse when I try. Lunch with designer again who is looking considerably stressed now.
Friday Well I shall never complain about workload again. Had four hours of coaching, then two hours of Boheme Crisis, less foul than usual though as on stage and with actual MD. Charming Carlos has been lovely and done a really good job but it is nice to be handed over. Opening of Act 2 actually made some vestigial sense as well, wonders will never cease. Then fantastic ensemble rehearsal with Kelvin, who is becoming my lifeline. Am eating far too many cookies. Had proper chat with Boheme MD over lunch and argued about whether Puccini and Britten had a comparable aesthetic in the setting of effectively conversational dialogue rather than set piece libretti which was thoroughly interesting but did nothing to dispel considered artistic opinion that Boheme is shite. Think I might keep that one to myself. Went to joyously bonkers workshop on Reiki healing and fell asleep during therapy session. Had proper talk with lady playing Mum Herring, lovely lady with a fab voice. Apparently she was in Cardiff Singer of the World! Go her, she's great fun. Really good session with Kelvin on my own afterwards - I might actually be quite good. Shall go home to cogitate on this surprising piece of information!
Saturday Half day today! Boheme all morning then a run through of Herring with Kelvin. Boheme setting complicated beyond belief, lol. Finally broached with WIlliam that I am missing for next four days. Reacted quite well all things considered! Am really enjoying working for William, converse to all expectations. He's seriously properly good. Sat down to watch bit of Boheme today; cast really good although tenor getting massively on my tits - sort of chap who leaps out of cupboards and sings a top C at you to get your attention. Normal people say Hello. Baritone apparently hunky although does nothing for me. MD very good indeed and less intimidating than scary Nick. And laughs at my jokes, for which I am always eternally grateful. Off to Buxton for Hell Conducting Experience tomorrow....help. Hail, Sullivan, those about to die salute thee.....
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